When you purchase our shirts, our shirts become your other supposed to know.  You may then begin the process of belief transference onto this other -- a staggeringly comfortable, non sweatshop t-shirt.  Let us understand the signs for you.  Let us stare down the master signifier and expose its mysteries to you in t-shirt form. 

Maybe you have a friend with an odd sense of humor.  Or a boyfriend who is in danger of becoming a cog or a trained seal.  Our shirts will make your friend laugh and whisper explosions into your boyfriend's drowsy melon. 

Our t-shirts are here to serve.  They are also here to fight.  Whether you are still deeply distressed by the meatpacking industry of the 1890s or some other contemporary danger to freedom, we are with you -- all the way, no matter what it is.

The battle is not up on the podium or in artillery volleys.  The battle has gone underground.  Join the armies of subversion as they rearrange the borders of Absurdistan. 

Here is our weaponized batch, enjoy.