I like to think there's alot of people like me out there who for a long time though to themselves "I wish this beer I was drinking tasted alot more like Nerds."  Well, everything stopped sucking once Sparks came onto the market, and for the last decade or so, everyone's been happy.   

Looks like everything's going to suck again, cause MillerCoors is discontinuing Sparks.  I think we all died a little today, but mostly it was children who died.   Thanks, Obama.