Many of you were under the assumption that these pancakes would, in fact, run.  Look at him.  Does it look like he's about to run anytime soon?  Didn't think so.  This shirt is only the first in our soon to be legendary "Insurrectionist Breakfast" line.  

Guys, you can order either the Sand or Light Blue option.

But for the ladies, Orchid pancakes comes on American Apparel's 50/50 poly-cotton shirt.  It has been called "staggeringly soft and comfortable" by Insurgent Matt who is given to wearing the women's shirt despite his husky frame.  These shirts tend to run slightly small, so consider kicking it up a size if you're usually in between, say, a small and a medium.