One of the most common comments we receive while selling our wares (aside from “Just who do you think you are?”  and “You don’t look so good”) is “I don’t get it.”  This usually occurs after someone takes a gander at our These Pancakes Don’t Run t-shirt.   Well, let me explain. 

Anyone lucky enough to spend significant time in rural America has probably had the pleasure of running across a “These Colors Don’t Run” bumper sticker, probably on a dusty pick-up truck.  Way back in aught six, this phenomenon was a topic of conversation at one of our Insurgency meetings. 

While waxing the wax of the waxer one night, we were considering whether "These Colors Don’t Run" was actually a sound and effective foreign policy posture to assume.  Justin claimed that there might be occasions when these colors should at least shuffle off to the side or step back and assess the situation.  He was quickly voted down though as we explained to him that the only possible policy for a country as great as the United States was to never, ever run.  Justin quickly acquiesced after we reminded him how amazing and purely good the U.S. is, and we decided to honor America and its greatness in T-Shirt/Flapjack form.

Plus, it's a stack of pancakes with a musket.   That's just awesome.

Thus our Insurrectionist Breakfast line was launched.