Here's the latest. Debbie wants us to clarify our position on illegal immigration in simple terms (which we already did in the last excerpt of Pendejos Aplenty, but apparently that wasn't simple enough).  She also objects to us promoting our t-shirt business.......on our t-shirt business website.

On Tue, Dec 23, 2008 at 10:19 AM, Debbie wrote:

Other than your shameless promotion of your flayling t-shirt bussiness, what is your real stand on ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION?
Are you for it?

From: T-Shirt Insurgency
To: Debbie Sent: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 2:18:02 PM
Subject: Re: POLITICO

That's a loaded question which implies the logical fallacy known as "false choice", thereby rendering it illegitimate.  It is also unbelievably reductionist. (As if immigration exists in some quasi-ahistorical vacuum.)  You also call our business "flayling" which is, of course, a presumption not based on fact. Also, "flayling" is spelled flailing, and "bussiness" is spelled business. Amazing how you could get so many things wrong in a two sentence email.

Thanks for playing, though. 
 
Have a nice day.

On Tue, Dec 23, 2008 at 7:34 PM, Debbie wrote:

Esta es la respuesta que esperaba de un pendejo como tu.
Parece que hay muchos parecido a ti, desgraciado, en este pais.

(This is the response I expected from a pendejo like you. It seems that there are many disgraceful people like you in this country.)

From: T-Shirt Insurgency
To: DebbieSent: Tuesday, December 24, 2008
Subject: Re: POLITICO

Debbie, I'm sorry we couldn't provide you with a cute little soundbite answer like Lou would have. If you want simple, inadequate answers to complicated questions, by all means, keep getting your answers from simple people. The Insurgency, I'm afraid, is not in the habit of reducing complicated political problems down to a second grade reading level just so we can gain some sort of popular support.
 
I'm really sorry we insulted your tv news hero, but he is an asno if ever there was one.
 
Merry Christmas