You gotta admit, it's kinda strange how your mom hates freedom.  I mean, freedom is awesome and this is the freest country in the world.  You always feel so free here.  Like when you get out of college with $48,000 in debt, and you know you're not at all enslaved by that debt because you're free, 'cause this is America. 

Comes in Men's and Women's versions on an American Apparel Fine Jersey Tee.