Here's an amusing and scary post from "The Vine" - TNR's environmental and energy blog - which cites a study saying that not only does High Fructose Corn Syrup invade children's bedrooms at night, but also contains mercury.  Not only that, but the FDA knew this and didn't do anything about it.  So it goes.  

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/environmentandenergy/archive/2009/01/28/a...

It's best not to think about things like this, so I'm going to distract you with THIS CRAZY PAIR OF SHOES!

Wha???